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 <title><![CDATA[Mass Texts Can Be Fun]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center">D:There is a large group of indians next to me.</div><br />
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-You should make them curry.<br />
<br />
-...ew<br />
<br />
-Casino indians? Circle the wagons. Quickie mart indians: pay for the slurpee.<br />
D:Dots not feathers<br />
-Well get help with your math then.<br />
<br />
-Where are you?<br />
-Do you need help?<br />
<br />
-Like from 7 11 or injuns?<br />
<br />
-Wagon burnin injun or dot injun<br />
D:Dot... they smell like curry<br />
-Are you in india or redmond<br />
D:Terre Haute<br />
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-What? you make no sense<br />
<br />
-Hahahahaha<br />
<br />
-quick! let loose the flamingos!<br />
<br />
-what]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:34:05 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Countdown]]></title>
 <link>http://hobokids.com/index.php?itemid=158</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center"></div><br />
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<br />
Or... in case you skipped elementary school...<br />
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<div style="text-align: center"></div>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:25:57 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Countdown]]></title>
 <link>http://hobokids.com/index.php?itemid=157</link>
<description><![CDATA[109 miles till boobs!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:37:38 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Guess Where I Found This?]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA["I was shown how to shave my pits and legs.  I hated that.  I would have been much better off living in Europe or Seattle, someplace that doesn't get bothered by natural girls.  I'd just as well have hairy pits and legs."<br />
<br />
WTFzor?  We have many beautiful, shaving, yet still natural-in-many-aspects girls.  Gosh.]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:23:24 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Countdown]]></title>
 <link>http://hobokids.com/index.php?itemid=155</link>
<description><![CDATA[164 miles till boobs!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 15:31:15 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Countdown]]></title>
 <link>http://hobokids.com/index.php?itemid=154</link>
<description><![CDATA[366 miles till boobs!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:02:05 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Countdown]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[498 miles till boobs!!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:19:41 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Everyone is Afraid to Say It...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[John Kerry was right.  Even if it was supposed to be a botched joke or whatever, he was right.  If you don't get an education, you'll end up stuck in Iraq.  Now of course, there are exceptions to every rule, but there is a reason we have many lower class citizens in the military.  I think its just silly that there is so much anger over the statement.  Everyone was thinking it anyway...]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2006 15:03:06 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Things Women Can't Do.]]></title>
 <link>http://hobokids.com/index.php?itemid=151</link>
<description><![CDATA[Drive<br />
Spit<br />
Make Lightsaber Noises<br />
Grill<br />
Catch a Football<br />
Throw a Football<br />
Control Their Emotions<br />
Do a Pushup Correctly<br />
Take a Compliment<br />
<br />
Any I'm missing?]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:33:57 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Proton Ted]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center"></div>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 9 Oct 2006 19:23:46 -0400</pubDate>
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